Miscellaneous Songs From B Sides and

Two Fine People

 

Now that I've passed your test

How can I prove to you baby i'll never let you down

If I led you around, I'm sorry

But I never meant to worry you.... no

Now that I've kissed your breast

How can I prove to you baby I'll never make you sad

If I ever had , do believe your tears tears won't come back again

I love you, though the stars may fade

And mountains turn into sand. I love you

'Til my body changes into an old man. I love you

And the song that i sing is the only way that I can explain

La la la la la la

You know i wish for you baby nothing but good times ahead

Anything that heaven can give you, I can give you instead

La la la la la la

How could I lie to you baby, i'll never lead you around

I'll take care of everything you need, darling

Every little need'll be found. I love you

Thought the time may change and snowmen sleep in the sea

And I really only want you to want me. I love you

And the song that i sing is the only way that i can explain

Now that you've shown your heart

I'll be right with you baby, I'll never leave you alone

Anywhere you want me to be honey, i'll be there to have and to hold

And now that the clouds roll back, hold on to me baby

We're going never to land, flying on the power of love

Flying on the power of love. I love you

Though time may fade and mountains turn into sand

I love you, 'til the very same come back to the land

I love you and the song that i sing is the only way that

i can explain

Two fine people should love each other

Two fine people should help each other

 

Another Saturday Night

 

Another saturday night and I ain't got nobody

I've got some money 'cause I just got paid

Now how I wish I had someone to talk to

I'm in an awful way.

 

I got in town a month ago

I seen a lot of girls since then,

If I could meet 'em I could get 'em

But as yet I haven't met 'em

Thats how I'm in the state I'm in.

 

CHORUS

 

Another fella told me

He had a sister who looked just fine

Instead of bein' my deliverance

She had a strange resemblance

To a cat named Frankenstein.

 

CHORUS

 

Its hard on a fella

When he don't know his way around

If I don't find me a honey

To help me spend my money

I'm gonna have to blow this town.

 

Another saturday night and I ain't got nobody

I've got some money 'cause I just got paid

How I wish I had someone to talk to

I'm in an awful, ooh, I'm in an awful way,

He's in an awful way, I'm in an awful way,

I'm in an awful way, He's in an awful way.

 

 

I've Got a Thing About Seeing My Grandson Grow Old

 

I buy the nicest things from a supermarket store

Vitamin land and marzipan and I know just what they're all for

I've organized my useless life in a way I've never done before

Even visit the dentist now

 

CHORUS:

But I've got no time for silly chitter chatter

I'm on my way

cuz while my blood's still warm and my mind doesn't matter

I'm hoping to stay

because I've got a thing about seeing my grandson grow old

 

I just can't wait to see that city on the moon

with air conditioned gardens that'll play your favorite tune

I'll see my feet upon that street if its the last thing that I do

Even sweep the roads to be there

 

CHORUS

 

I'll see my feet upon that street if its the last thing that i do

Even sweep the roads to be there

 

CHORUS

 

 

If Only Mother Could See Me Now

 

The night was long and lonely

Everything in sight was warm and tranquil. Heeey

I took a walk along the dark deserted stones of some old chapel. Ahhh

Didn't know quite what to do, and what I knew was all behind me. Heeey

So with the stars above my head I let the silence set inside me and guide me.

 

If only mother could see me now

On the white horse silver cloud

If only daddy could see me right

He'd be so proud

Of this little devil boy

 

I saw seas of mirror without a reason to remind me. Heeey

And all the people that I'd loved were searching high above me to find me, so kindly.

 

If only mother could see me now

On the white horse silver cloud

If only daddy could see me right

He'd be so proud of this little devil boy

 

If only mother could see me now

On the white horse silver cloud

If only daddy could see me right

He'd be so proud of this little devil boy, devil boy

 

 

Honey Man

 

I want to be your honey man

I want to be, I want to be your honey man

To wash your clothes and hold your hand

I want to be, I want to be your honey man

 

You've got a lot

But all of your money and stuff

Just isn't enough to buy what I can give

When things get rough

And all of your friendliest friends

Are turning to dust, we will live

 

Elton: Lady, You know I'll give you the world

I'll sacrifice girl anything

Lady, I'll do it all on my own, believe me

 

Cat (simultaneously): I'll sacrifice for you, even die for you,

Do what you want girl, anything.

Sacrifice for you, even die for you,

Believe me.

 

Oh can't you see, I want to be your honey man

I want to be, I want to be your honey man

To wash your clothes and hold your hand

I want to be, I want to be your honey man

 

 

The Joke

 

Theres too many objections, and not enough corrections

Theres too much of the old way, we're sitting on a new day

Nanana, nanana...

 

Theres too many schemers, and not enough dreamers

Theres too many bad blues, and not enough good news

Nanana, nanana...

 

That's what the joke is, thats what the joke's made of (X2)

Yes, that's what the joke's made of

 

Theres' too many confusions, and not enough solutions

The world's disappearin', but nobody's carin'

Nanana, nanana...

 

That's what the joke is, thats what the joke's made of (X2)

Yes, that's what the joke's made of

 

You say not to worry, just sit back and wait.

You say what's the hurry, I say its too late... too late, its too late.

 

That's what the joke is, that's what the joke's made of (X2)

Yes, that's what the joke's made of

 

Thats what the joke is....

 

 

Back to the Good Old Times

 

Maybe now, my love can get on its feet.

You're my baby now and thats something no one else can beat

 

Well, we're back to the good old times and we're lovin' like we've never loved before

Baby, we're back to the good old times and thats for sure

 

Breakin' up must have done us some good, cuz makin' up made me love you much more than I could.

 

Well, we're back to the good old times and we're lovin' like we've never loved before

Baby, we're back to the good old times and thats for sure

 

Kiss me now, just like you used to do.

And this is how I'll tell if you love me too

 

Well we're back to the good old times and we're lovin' like we've never loved before

Baby we're back to the good old times and thats for sure

 

Well ,we're lovin' like we never loved before you keep on lovin and we'll never go wrong. (fade...)